If maven had a baby with spewage, he would be called drainage.
My Dad borrowed my Razor yesterday and today when i asked him for it, he said I cant have my RAZORBACK, i stole a SERIAL from the store, when i got home and read the labels, it had no FIBER in it, I was so DECASTED i could HARDlySCOPE.
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Haha. Where do you get these from?
Whatās brown and sticky?
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A stick!
Ba dum bum!!! 8-D
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My dad stoped spying me play HH coz itās CAST is so SPE-WASTE , LOL
Do you know why the leader of the KLG is feared most? Because his damage are so strong, it really Kurtz.
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Just Making them up:)
What will you say to a sheriff when you critically shot and put him in a verge of death but still he keeps on shooting you?
ANS: oooohh GAMMOND, die already!
The best joke - please buff stygia she is very low power hero and please nerf nightingale,pris,razorback,min and oro they are very strong and unbeatableā¦
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Hi my name is Ghoul Jr.
For years since i was growing up my mom, Halo, hated every bio girl i brought home to meet my parents. They were too tall, too fat, too skinny too short, she was never happyā¦ it got worse, i brought home a mech girl name keel not only was she mech, she could heal. My mom wasnāt happy with anyone.
Then one day I met the perfect girl for my parents to meet. My mom was shocked. She walked like my mom, she acted like my mom , She sounded like her, she moved like her. She had a lot of energy i mean she was absolutely perfect. I finally found someone my mom liked. Her name is Kiyoshi
Since she was just like my mom, My dad hated her.
#Stilllookingforadate
Mother : Doctor,my son keeps biting his nails all the time.
Docter : Donāt worry,Madam,I will take out all his teeth
Do you know why i received happiness from our beloved Skathi?
because she was the CINDER 
and now Iām sad because i missed her. 
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What is Magnusās favorite meal?
Mags n Us
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What does hideo do in his freetime?
Hiding a radio?
Does brogan never run out of weapons or is he just too good at dealing with his arms?
Can
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Dying
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Guys, I read all of your jokes and laughed a lot!!! 
Thank you so much!
I will show them to the team and we will choose the winners on Wednesday.
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well i know who hasnāt won. (Me) my joke was lame lol. I have a bad sense of humor.
Pretty sure Zero would win or those Fiber jokes
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Iām out of ideas, suppose this comment is damn funny
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I created a new word today.
Plagiarism
Want to hear a really good joke?
The Co-op PvP Matchmaking System
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