Torque: ayo wanna hear a construction joke?
Galante drinking a cup of latte: beep beep boop
Torque: oh wait nvm i am still working on it
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Dogface found out his son was nearsided so nicknamed him hardcope
Q: why did the disco club burned down?
A: Siren was singing and dancing when Halo and Kyoshi walked in.
Q: why did the hospital burned down?
A: Kurtz, Halo and Kyoshi went to the hospital to visit a sick friend and ally. Their friend passed away while the three of them are there.
Q: why did the entire soccer team got electrocuted?
A: they were playing in the open field with no cover. Marianas, Halo and Kyoshi came to watch the game.
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Player 1: I havenât got Spewage yet. How do I get him from the crates?
Player 2: You need MoreLUCK
Why is Artemis so hot?
Because she habanero.
Did you know Krieger is claustrophobic?
He always needs space.
Where do Shoremen go when theyâre sick?
To the dock.
Why is Mk 2 scared of Mk 7?
Because Mk 7 eight nine!
Did you hear the rumor about Butter?
Well Iâm not going to start spreading it.
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Q: Why did the laundromat attendant got the fright of her life?
A: She was doing Rykerâs laundry and was just about to wash Rykerâs âRecruitâ skin when suddenly an eyeball fell out. It seems like Rykerâs âRecruitâ skin comes with his left eye. Every time he takes off this skin, he takes his eye out too. 
Q: Mandrake went to the hospital to visit his friend who is about to undergo surgery. Why did the doctor ask him to leave?
A: The doctor was worried that halfway during the operation, if his friendâs health drop below 25%⌠he would become invisible and that would mess up the surgery.
During a weightlifting competition, Brogan was lifting 1000kg weights.
Then Surge came in and use his Graviton Surge to lift both Brogan and the 1000kg weights and exclaimed âNow that is what you call weightlifting!â
Then Bucket came in⌠laughs⌠slams the ground and lifted everyone including the judges and the entire audience.
Q: why is flatline considered a never ending two dimensional?
A: cause she is a Flat Line
Q: what did yeager say whenever artemis kills a enemy?
A: yeeaa gerrll
Q what is ifrit rich in?
A: life debt (refer to gold skill)
Gunsmoke:hey can i have a cigar?
Jackal:sure but i thiught you never smoke
Gunsmoke: no, but my gun does (gun misfires)
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